Don’t ask why, just trust me when I say I am confused and it’s my own damn fault. I work two paying jobs, yes, on the same day. I also have two computers at home and carry around a Blackberry. ...

If you take a 40 DD size pair of breasts and add Victoria Secret’s new maximizing bra, what do you get? Yeah, that’s what I thought. In the past week, it seems every time I turn on the television I ...

I’m sure you’ve never heard of this particular form of depression before. But I assure you it is as real as the Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop held every other year (even years) in Dayton, Ohio. Read on and learn more ...

What is the opposite of writer’s block? You don’t know? Yeah, me too. But I think I have it and it’s wearing me down. Some days I muddle through life like everyone else on this planet. Then there are those ...

Have you ever been caught in a compromising position and didn’t have a clue how to get out of it gracefully? Yeah, me too. Oh, wait! Not one of those compromising positions. I’m speaking potty here. What would you do ...

Don’t you just hate it when there is noise in the air that just shouldn’t be there? A mosquito buzzing. A rattle in the ceiling fan. A hum from one of your appliances. Yeah, me too. And I would do ...

Can you imagine waking up, crawling out of bed and into the shower only to find a skin head in there? Yeah, me too. But that’s exactly what happened to me this morning. After managing to crawl out of bed ...

I have to ask, and I pray that someone out there has the answer – are there different time zones for e-mail? Oh, I don’t mean the standard time zones that people seem to operate on. I really mean time ...