To Pee Or Not To Pee

Have you ever been caught in a compromising position and didn’t have a clue how to get out of it gracefully? Yeah, me too. Oh, wait! Not one of those compromising positions. I’m speaking potty here. What would you do ...

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Airplanes In The Office

Don’t you just hate it when there is noise in the air that just shouldn’t be there? A mosquito buzzing. A rattle in the ceiling fan. A hum from one of your appliances. Yeah, me too. And I would do ...

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Skin Heads

Can you imagine waking up, crawling out of bed and into the shower only to find a skin head in there? Yeah, me too. But that’s exactly what happened to me this morning. After managing to crawl out of bed ...

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E-mail Time Zones

I have to ask, and I pray that someone out there has the answer – are there different time zones for e-mail? Oh, I don’t mean the standard time zones that people seem to operate on. I really mean time ...

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Black Holes Do Exist – Number And Location Still Remain A Mystery

If there is a Bermuda Triangle that swallows ships, and a black hole in space that swallows well I don’t know what black holes swallow, and something in my house that swallows lone socks, scissors, ink pens, important papers, and ...

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Neatness Hurts – No I Am Not A Hoarder I Just Love Books

I am so sore this morning and it isn’t even my fault. Well it sort of is, but not really. The fault lies with that woman on the television who was sitting at her dining room table typing on her ...

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Unanswered Questions From The Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop

I recently returned from the Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop in Dayton, Ohio. I know what you’re thinking – why Dayton. The University of Dayton is Erma’s Alma Mater. Could you think of a better and more fitting place to hold ...

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Huh? Did I Just Hear What I Think She Said?

Are children people? Yeah, that’s what I thought. I was listening to the television this morning as I normally do while getting ready for work. I hear it but little of what I hear actually registers in my brain. I ...

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Crappy Birthday

Most humor writers try to stay out of the bathroom. Which when you think about it is pretty funny since we tend to be so full of crap. I should rephrase that first statement and say – we try to ...

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Brrrrrrr – It’s Cold Outside

Okay. You win. Even those of us who live in the southern parts of this country will agree. It’s been a cold winter. We’ve heard the stories of blizzards, lost power, floods, roads closed, schools closed, food shelves left bare, ...

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