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Life In The Land of Confusion

Where’s My Umbrella

If you grab something in a hurry because you really need it and then find out it’s less than useless, do you toss it away or keep it for some unknown reason? Yeah, me too. It’s raining here. It’s been ...

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I Don’t Do Math, But I’m Counting


If you failed miserably at something as a child, mastered it as an adult, but still carry that burden of failure, do you embrace the achievement and move on, or forever linger in the land of “I can’ts and I ...

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Run Away Bed


When you read something and you think you read it correctly but aren’t sure, do you shake your head anyway? Yeah, me too. I just read about bed runners. Uh huh. You heard me, b-e-d r-u-n-n-e-r-s. Suffice it to say ...

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All Together Wrong

woman in housecoat

If you see something that makes you feel insecure, do you keep it to yourself or blurt it out for the world to hear? Yeah, me too. I have such admiration and respect for certain women. I don’t know most ...

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Living In the Land of Confusion Helps When You Are Confused

glasses cord

If you receive something and are clueless as to what it is or what to do with it, do you throw it away or create your own uses? Yeah, me too. I had to buy new reading glasses last week. ...

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In The Middle of the Night


If you have a mind that wanders during the day, but goes beyond reality at night, do you ignore its wanderings, or try to capture what happened? Yeah, me too. I don’t sleep a lot, maybe 4 hours a night, ...

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Do I Really Translate?

i am popular in europe

I write in English. I think in English. I dream in English. I even speak in English most of the time, though you may have to listen closely to understand me with a southern accent. So why are so many ...

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No, Butts (Buts…)

no ass

If you see something and it simply looks wrong, do you point out its inadequacies, or do you let it go? Yeah, me too. I am an OOL, an observer of life. As such, I often see things that those ...

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Non-reality TV

long grey hair

When another former fad comes back in to style, do you ever wonder if it really should? Yeah, me too. Today I want to know what’s with all the long hair? I thought long hair went out with the 70’s, ...

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The Limit of Insanity

me email to me

  If you get annoying e-mails from someone you can’t block, can’t put on the ignore list, and can’t kill, do you ignore them or would you send them an army of camel fleas to infest their armpits? Yeah, me ...

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