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Life In The Land of Confusion

I Bags

bag

(Warning: This story may have previously been posted on this blog. I’m too tired to remember.)   I currently own 9,347 bags of various sizes, colors, fabrics, designs, and uses. On July 6th or sooner, I will have 9,348 bags. ...

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Ghostwriter

final ghost book

If you put yourself in the public eye and open to criticism of your work, and criticism comes from an unexpected place, do you run and hide? Yeah, that’s what I would do. Lately some of my books have really ...

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Heads and Tails

handkerchief hemline blouse

If you get to work and only then realize that the clothes you wore are going to cause problems all day long, what do you do? Yeah, me too. That was me yesterday. I wore a blouse with a handkerchief ...

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June 1st The Undeclared Holiday

hurricane surfing

If you know how important June 1st is to Floridians and anyone along the Gulf Coast or Eastern Seaboard is and you don’t recognize it, should you be shot? Yeah, I think so too. It’s June 1st in Florida. It’s ...

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Waterboarding the Office Way

ups

If there is a continual, annoying noise at work that the boss knows about but ignores because he can’t hear it in his office, could the noise be considered a form of torture such as waterboarding? Yeah, that’s my stance ...

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Jammied Up at Work

pajamas

Do you ever have those days where you get up, get dressed, and head out for the day and only when you see yourself in some window or mirror you say Whapaheo? Yeah, me too. I’m walking around in my ...

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Can I Really Handle What I Think I Want?

bed lifter

Do we ever reach that perfect age and balance between being able to afford what we think we deserve and actually enjoying those things? Yeah, that’s what I think. Or I did until two months ago. That’s when I purchased ...

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Help, I’m Lost and Can’t Be Located

lost or misplaced

If you are unable to locate something you possess, do you consider this thing to be misplaced or lost? Yeah, me too. To a point that is. I’ve been pondering this as I recently was unable to locate two very ...

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If It Costs $35, Is It Really Free?

voice mail

When you have to deal with a stupid person who is supposed to be able to assist you, do you calmly try explaining your situation, or do you resort to your college training in creative cussing? Yeah, me too. I ...

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Where’s My Umbrella

If you grab something in a hurry because you really need it and then find out it’s less than useless, do you toss it away or keep it for some unknown reason? Yeah, me too. It’s raining here. It’s been ...

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