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Life In The Land of Confusion

Farmers Farming Everywhere – E I – E I – O

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  If you’ve done something in your past that does not fit with the image you have of yourself today, do you hide it, ignore it, or tell the whole damn world? Yeah, that’s what I think. I may not ...

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Lessons From Robin Williams

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I had a humorous blog scheduled to post this morning, and then I heard about the death of Robin Williams. I never met him, but know of his comedic genius. I grew up with him spouting nanu nanu and shazbot from ...

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Looking For Fame In All The Wrong Places

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If your family doesn’t think you’re great, what’s left for you to do? Run? Hide? Give up? Try to convince them otherwise? Face the realization and continue on anyway? Yeah, that’s what I did. My grandson has been spending the ...

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Turtle Shoulders

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    If someone or something is constantly taking things from you, do you hunt them down and shoot them, or just let them do whatever they want? Yeah, me too. But to be honest, I more than tired of ...

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A Mind of Its Own (for now)

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If you know that what’s going to be said next is stupid, would you continue and say it anyway? Yeah, me too. It’s never a good thing when my conversations begin with the statement, “I did something to my phone ...

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The WinterTime Blues

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If things are difficult for your friends, but said friends had a choice in the matter, thus ensuring that they are miserable right now, would you laugh anyway? Yeah, me too. No apologies here to my frigid friends. It’s all ...

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Thou Speakest Mush

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If someone, say a family member or even a complete stranger, asks you for something and you haven’t a clue what they asked for, would you pretend you understand, or would you mock them and ask what until they speak ...

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A Squeak By Any Other Garment

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If it happens to you do you try to ignore it, laugh at it, or run and hide? Yeah, me too. When it happens to others it’s plain annoying. Every time they move you hear it. Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! With ...

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Screw the Pumpkin

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Why are my children so old? Why were they young when you had to actually carve the pumpkin? With a knife? After scooping the guts out and flinging them all over the kitchen. Things are easier now. So much easier. ...

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I Ain’t Afeared of Nuthin

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If you are, but your friends aren’t, do you try to keep this fact hidden or do you put it right out there for them to laugh at and make fun of you? Yeah, me too. I am and I ...

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