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Life In The Land of Confusion

Living In the Land of Confusion Helps When You Are Confused

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If you receive something and are clueless as to what it is or what to do with it, do you throw it away or create your own uses? Yeah, me too. I had to buy new reading glasses last week. ...

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In The Middle of the Night


If you have a mind that wanders during the day, but goes beyond reality at night, do you ignore its wanderings, or try to capture what happened? Yeah, me too. I don’t sleep a lot, maybe 4 hours a night, ...

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Do I Really Translate?

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I write in English. I think in English. I dream in English. I even speak in English most of the time, though you may have to listen closely to understand me with a southern accent. So why are so many ...

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No, Butts (Buts…)

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If you see something and it simply looks wrong, do you point out its inadequacies, or do you let it go? Yeah, me too. I am an OOL, an observer of life. As such, I often see things that those ...

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Non-reality TV

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When another former fad comes back in to style, do you ever wonder if it really should? Yeah, me too. Today I want to know what’s with all the long hair? I thought long hair went out with the 70’s, ...

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The Limit of Insanity

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  If you get annoying e-mails from someone you can’t block, can’t put on the ignore list, and can’t kill, do you ignore them or would you send them an army of camel fleas to infest their armpits? Yeah, me ...

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Smut and Valentine’s Day Go Eye to Something

I know. I know. It’s February 13, 2015, the day before Valentine’s Day and everyone, okay those outside of Pensacola, are talking about the 50 Shades of Grey movie debut. Y’all may be celebrating your day of love with bondage ...

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‘Tis the Season To Be The Victim – But I Don’t Need Your Help


If things happen to you that shouldn’t be happening to you, do you think you are cursed or do you look for someone to blame you can’t see looking back from the mirror? Yeah, me too. This has been the ...

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Watching Memories Go Up In Flames


If you love making memories with your family, but things don’t always go as planned, do you say “I Quit”, or do you keep trying to make those special memories to be remembered for years? Yeah, me too. Once or ...

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There’s Just Something About Homemade Pies


If desserts make the holidays, and you don’t always make the best desserts, what do you do? Give it up and buy them from the store, or roll with the flow and have others bring dessert? Yeah, me too. I ...

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