What would you do if your penis was stolen? penis theft

Whatever your answer, I can understand. Well maybe I can

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  1. Seems to me like there is an easy solution to this problem. Just send all of the victims the unending products I get in my emailbox for penis enlargement.
    Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author

  2. Seems to me like there is an easy solution to this problem. Just send all of the victims the unending products I get in my emailbox for penis enlargement.
    Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author

  3. Sharon

    OMG, Wanda. Only you could write this with a straight face. Or am I wrong about that? So funny! At least we now have a method of tracking cheaters. 🙂

  4. Kana

    Pick-bra? Pick-pants, to distinguish from traditional pick-pockets? We steal the genitals of plants all the time when we pick flowers, I believe linguistic precedent is on our side here!

  5. Joyce Scarbrough

    No, I got it–pick peckers! That’s the only comment I can think of for this post. Wow.

  6. RUss

    Joyce, are they pickled?

  7. Anna

    Ha – pickpocket – pickbra – pickfly – someone is obviously too worried about the proximity of anyone. Paranoid much?

  8. dawn@lightenup!

    None of this surprises me, Wanda. My husband’s always offering his to me.

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