Are you ready for Christmas? There are only 360 shopping days left. I
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Remote Control Drivers
NEWS ALERT: When I drive my car I am normally in the driver
Read More »A Christmas Reply (to my friend Dawn)
WTF? What happens when you go to write a blog and realize you don’t have MS Office on your computer? Exactly. I used to have it but my computer began making a microphone feedback noise that was killing the owls ...
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Getting underwear for Christmas is on the same excitement scale of receiving any more than one delivery of zucchini in the summer from your gardening neighbor. Gardening neighbors can
Read More »Christmas Curmudgeons
I demand an answer! I have the right to know. Just what kind of Christmas Curmudgeon lives in the attics, basements and sheds of this world? What beast would take joy in ruining this special season before it even gets ...
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I slept with Omar last night. Oh don
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