Do you have a body part that you consider to be too big or too small? Or one that gets in your way? Or one that makes you scream because you can
Do you have a body part that you consider to be too big or too small? Or one that gets in your way? Or one that makes you scream because you can
And what were the other waiting room people saying while you were doing all this adjusting, you nut?
Loved the piece. I was going to write about boobs, but I knew you had it covered. Until your underwire popped.
Forces of nature prevent me from empathy with over-ampleness. However, my mind *did* wander toward an invention one might find akin to a Murphy bed.
So funny, Wanda. Loved the waiting room images. How high do we have to count to get to a boobbillion?
Let me think a bit and see if I can come up with “just one” troublesome body part.
Wanda,
I would suggest that the next time you visit the dr. you also schedule a mammogram. You could write while it was being administered. No way they will get in the way when they squash them in there. Makes me think of the mangle I used to have to use when I worked in a laundry!
Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author
Wanda, I love starting my day with your posts!!! Unfortunately, my belly is more of a problem than my boobs 🙁
Wanda, I imagine you liven up the “waiting room experience” for everyone visiting your doctors.
when my belly button was my problem I rested my books o n the bottom spine to read them. now I can rest them on my knees.
Never had that problem. I rememer praying for a “norther” the night of the prom so I could wear my strapless dress. No norther? Nothing to hold up the strapless.