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Sunglass Saga – Part Duh!

Ooops! I made a mistake.

Not a big one.

Well, okay. Call it a major miscalculation.

Remember I recently glued my sunglasses to my face.

Well there are inherent goods and bads when you have sunglasses glued to your face.

For the good, there is no need to continually purchase sunglasses. Also, there is no need to purchase eye makeup.

But, I forgot that I wear contacts.

Ooops! Or would that be

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6 comments

  1. So funny, Wanda.
    I can relate. Though I had to stick to hard lenses, I did the wrong eye thing many times. Now I’m back to glasses. Bah, humbug!!
    Our warped view of the world isn’t from the lenses. We are the “normies.” It is the rest of the world that is warped. (Kinda helps get thru the day).

  2. Thanks for the warning, Wanda. I have never worn contacts, but since I’m ready to go “under the knife” to have my cataracts removed and (the dr. tells me) a new lens inserted, I will be sure to remind him not to put the new lenses in inside out. Whew! What would I do without you!
    Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author

  3. Oh, Wanda, I’ve played this scenario over and over about a thousand times, but could never have put it in words like you have. Thank you for the laugh today!

  4. Way back in collage I decided to try contacts. That fad didn’t last too long for me. I mean really, shoving foreign objects into your eyes is about like jumping out of a perfectly good plane, not a normal activity. They weren’t soft contacts though; I never hung in there that long. You see, I have a lot of peripheral vision and I could see the d@#! things. Yeah, I could see the outside world better, but there was this floating circle always drifting around in front of me. Really rather annoying. I have the same problem with glasses. Fortunately, I only need them when I’m driving a car.

  5. We love your inside out, flipped view of life! Just a little part of what makes Wanda, Wanda! Loved it, and am glad your funny adventures make my day brighter…
    Side note: also enjoying your short sentence structure. I like that style 🙂

  6. See here now,it all worked out. All that worrying for naught.
    I’m not going to get contacts. Don’t know how I would manage.
    I can’t figure out why I need two pairs of glasses;one to read books and newspapers with and another pair to read the computer screen with and gaze at the night sky.

    Jay

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