Are my boobs on crooked?
Don
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Seems to me that surgical procedures are called for here. Not for you, but to remove said zipper from said jeans. Once the zipper is removed, you can head for the potty, but it seems imperative that the jeans will have to go to the nearest trash can–unless you can reinstall a new zipper, which required very careful cutting and snipping during the removal.
Good luck, and Happy April Fool’s Day.
Nearest trash can indeed Ms. Janet….seems them jeans gonna have to be cut right down the seam of one leg so they can be taken off so you can go to potty, or in the alternative, you gonna have a wet mess on your hands…..LOL
Wanda,if it’s just the little finger tab on the zipper that’s broken you can stick a small safety pin through the hole,snap it,and you are back in business.
If that part is missing, don’t worry. Just keep a small pair of pliers in your pocket.
Jay
Yep, a toss to the trash can may be called for, but in the mean time the pinch technique works well for me. Pinch said slider thingy between thumb and forefinger and down shouldn’t be much of a problem. Back up might be something of an issue but pulling said crooked shirt as far down as it will go might at least get you through the rest of the day. When all else fails there’s always an emergency illness in the family.
Oh Wanda! You can always find a way to make even the worst situations funny!
Happy April Fool’s Day!
Oh no! Now I know why my day went well. You got the full load of April Fools!
I was going to suggest that you slip a paper clip into the slider. Blouse – if this is the only blouse that sits crooked, I’d say something is wrong with blouse – not your boobs. Or you could sell the blouse to someone who is lop-sided.
Hope your trash is big enough to hold both jeans and blouse.