Parkour (sometimes abbreviated PK and pronounced parr coor) is a method of movement focused on moving around obstacles with speed and efficiency in public while breaking as few bones as possible. There is added joy and bragging rights when this is accomplished in front of many friends.
A phenomenon slowly being adopted in the South due to translation problems.
Many things come slow to the South.
Not because we, who live in the South, are slow.
Or ignorant.
Or even red-neck.
But rather because we take our time to figure out what the hell you said.
I submit this example for your review:
Grandson (GS):
Do these parked whores have to pay for their parking space? They do in Amsterdam. Which brings up another point. Either they are very big trash cans or very small whores. It would be a tight fit no matter what and I think that might diminish some of their ‘assets’. Is Oscar the Grouch involved in any of this trash can filling stuff?
That is some srsly weird shizz-nit. Weird makes some good ppsts though.
Hilarious! Wanda, you’re one funny lady. Keep it up.
How do I have a 22 year old boy and 3 teenage girls and I have never heard of Parkour or Traceurs? It must be coming even slower to small town NC. Now I need to do a little research and see if kids here have heard of it. I’ll just keep the whore part to myself when asking around!
ROFLMAO….gotta love these 21st century teens….
At least he didn’t break his arm on electronics. giggle
ROFLMAO!!
Gosh, all my son did was break some teeth, cut his chin and get seriously bruised from jumping ramps with a stolen bicycle.
DOG says to self: “I wonder how much a psychologist costs.”
hahaha’ouch’hahahaha
DOG: “You haven’t been eating any of that stuff I marked “geo-spatial imagery” have you??
DG; “For God’s sake dad! You know I don’t use drugs that space me out.’
watch out for them park whores they are everywhere just ask gs he found one and broke his arm