I received an offer for an orgasm today. It came over the internet. From a man I don’t know. Whose name I can’t pronounce. Spelled with letters I don’t recognize. From a country I’ve never visited. <\/p>\n
His offer led me to believe that he was quite sure he could supply what he offered. I had other ideas.<\/p>\n
My first question is what on earth would I do with an orgasm over the internet even if it could be delivered? And I have my doubts about that. You may laugh, but apparently this is quite serious business as this is not the first offer of this kind I have received. Most of these offers come from Turkey – not the meat, the country. I have given this issue quite a bit of thought and have decided that the men there: (choose from any or all of the following)
\n * live so remote they don’t or can’t have a relationship with a real woman
\n * live to annoy women from other countries
\n * like to see themselves on cam on the computer
\n * are arrogant, over confident, and have some affinity to internet sex<\/p>\n
Back to my question about what to do with an orgasm over the internet. Seeing as how most of the time that I am on the internet is for business purposes, an orgasm just doesn’t fit into the picture. Sure I could accept the offer, record this orgasmic experience and then what? Play it back while I am in bed with what, my computer? Yeah, that would make perfect sense. Or perhaps there is a way to accept it while I am at work and then what? With all the supposed and promised bliss associated with this experience my boss would probably think I enjoy my job so much he would give me more work to do. Not happening. Orgasm or not, I think I’ll pass on that option. I could watch the man futilely attempt to perform while I was racked with laughter, but that would only be fun if he could see me. I don’t have a cam at work.<\/p>\n
Can you put an orgasm in a box and save it for when you really, really need it? Is an orgasm so easy to obtain that it can now be delivered over the internet? <\/p>\n
The next questions appear so quickly I don’t even have time to answer.
\n *How did this miracle orgasmic man find me?
\n *Why did he choose me?
\n *Why would he think I am in need of an orgasm from him?
\n *Why would he think I am in need of an orgasm from anyone?
\n *How does he know that I even know what an orgasm is?
\n *Why is he so sure he could provide me, or any woman for that matter, with an orgasm over the internet?
\n *Why does he think any woman would accept such an offer?
\n *What exactly do these men get out of this practice?
\n *Is there a job market out there unexplored?
\n *Why in general, you can fill in the words after the why. I’ve already been through the entire list.<\/p>\n
Apparently I’ve been out of the “loop” so long that things have really changed. I remember seeing movies about the future where a “partner” is a test tube and all experiences are experienced alone, without the need of another human being. I didn’t realize we had reached that state. In this area it seems that the men in Turkey are so much more advanced than we are. Are we missing something here? <\/p>\n
I replied to the mystery internet orgasm man – “thanks ever so much, but it has been my experience that NO MAN can supply an orgasm over the internet, but best of luck with your venture.” <\/p>\n
He never responded back. Imagine that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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