I lose things. <\/p>\n
A lot of things.<\/p>\n
All the time.<\/p>\n
My losses are total, never partial.<\/p>\n
I never lose 1\/2 of a sock, or 3\/4 of a pair of pantyhose, or even 1\/3 of a car key. I lose the entire thing.<\/p>\n
Most of the time, my losses are permanent.<\/p>\n
Today I discovered I lost just part of something. Not the entire something. Only a major portion of it.<\/p>\n
I recently bought 4 large bottles of arthritis strength pain reliever caplets. One for each of my offices, one for my home, and one for my purse. <\/p>\n
The bottle in my purse spit out its guts last week. All over the bottom of my purse. <\/p>\n
I, being the kind person that I am, scooped up the guts and put them back into the belly of the bottle. I recapped it tightly, and put it back in my purse. That was last week.<\/p>\n
This past Saturday I was in some serious <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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