{"id":622,"date":"2011-06-24T06:47:58","date_gmt":"2011-06-24T12:47:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/?p=622"},"modified":"2011-06-24T06:47:58","modified_gmt":"2011-06-24T12:47:58","slug":"partly-clouded-today-with-a-98-chance-of-rage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/?p=622","title":{"rendered":"Partly Clouded Today With A 98% Chance of Rage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/contact-lenses1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/contact-lenses1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"contact lenses\" width=\"192\" height=\"256\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-623\" \/><\/a>Fair warning. <\/p>\n<p>I am handicapped today so get out of my way.<\/p>\n<p>I am sailing through the day with only one functioning eye.<\/p>\n<p>The one functioning eye has a contact lens in it as it does most days.<br \/>\nThe non-functioning eye does not have a contact lens in it. On any normal day it would have one there.<\/p>\n<p>But I had a serious contact malfunction in the middle of the night.<\/p>\n<p>Sometime during the night my eye spit out the contact lens. <\/p>\n<p>I wish it would have told me ahead of time so I could have planned by locating my glasses. Or at least told me when it did it so I wouldn<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fair warning. I am handicapped today so get out of my way. I am sailing through the day with only one functioning eye. The one functioning eye has a contact lens in it as it does most days. The non-functioning eye does not have a contact lens in it. On any normal day it would &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-the-land-of-confusion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}