{"id":820,"date":"2012-02-28T06:32:01","date_gmt":"2012-02-28T12:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/?p=820"},"modified":"2012-02-28T06:32:01","modified_gmt":"2012-02-28T12:32:01","slug":"demon-with-the-red-fabric-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/?p=820","title":{"rendered":"Demon With The Red Fabric On"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you spend nights worrying about stupid stuff? Yeah me too.<a href=\"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/red-couch1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/red-couch1-300x209.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"red couch\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-821\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But furniture? <\/p>\n<p>I never gave any thought to the height of furniture until that damn red couch came to sit in my living room.<\/p>\n<p>My last couch was red. I loved it.<\/p>\n<p>It was wide, and low, and full of comfy <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you spend nights worrying about stupid stuff? Yeah me too. But furniture? I never gave any thought to the height of furniture until that damn red couch came to sit in my living room. My last couch was red. I loved it. It was wide, and low, and full of comfy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[144,174,175,190,253,407,477],"class_list":["post-820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-the-land-of-confusion","tag-couch","tag-demon","tag-demonic","tag-dreams","tag-furniture","tag-naps","tag-red"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}