{"id":252,"date":"2010-07-26T07:00:59","date_gmt":"2010-07-26T12:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/?p=252"},"modified":"2010-07-26T07:00:59","modified_gmt":"2010-07-26T12:00:59","slug":"visions-of-licorice-plums","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"Visions of Licorice Plums"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ok guys. The ink pen, nay keyboard challenge is over. Dawn Weber and I have chosen our topics and are posting our offerings this morning. The topics that were given to me to choose from were: exploding bras, exploding powdered sugar, being a member of the itty bitty titty club as a teenager, and waking to see a vision of Erma Bombeck in my pillow case. Don’t you know I’d choose the latter, just for you Molly. Be sure to check out Dawn’s. But be careful, you might spit your coffee or coke on your screen.<\/p>\n

WARNING: Some necessary profanity in this piece.<\/p>\n

Visions of Licorice Plums<\/h2>\n

If you had two people whose work you truly admire, but they are opposite in their approach to the work to the point they could be labeled good and evil, which one<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ok guys. The ink pen, nay keyboard challenge is over. Dawn Weber and I have chosen our topics and are posting our offerings this morning. The topics that were given to me to choose from were: exploding bras, exploding powdered sugar, being a member of the itty bitty titty club as a teenager, and waking to see a vision of Erma Bombeck in my pillow case. Don’t you know I’d choose the latter, just for you Molly. Be sure to check out Dawn’s. But be careful, you might spit your coffee or coke on your screen. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-the-land-of-confusion","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}