{"id":2748,"date":"2014-09-01T06:10:56","date_gmt":"2014-09-01T12:10:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/?p=2748"},"modified":"2014-09-01T06:10:56","modified_gmt":"2014-09-01T12:10:56","slug":"oh-happy-run-fast-and-hide-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/?p=2748","title":{"rendered":"Oh Happy (Run Fast and Hide) Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mabel and MayBelle could be twins but they were born 10 years apart.<\/p>\n

Aunt Clovis is on the funeral circuit looking for a husband.<\/p>\n

Aunt Maybelline is juicing everything in sight; fruit and veggies in one hand and a vodka bottle in the other.<\/p>\n

Momma and Daddy are planning the family reunion.<\/p>\n

Granny Hausenphatt keeps losing her teeth.<\/p>\n

And that’s on a good day.<\/p>\n

Kin We’re Mot Related To<\/em> is now available for your reading enjoyment in paperback or on Kindle. Here’s a sample, not contained in the book, for your reading enjoyment.\"BookCoverImage\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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M&M Crazy<\/h1>\n

You can<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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