{"id":2903,"date":"2015-06-09T06:39:23","date_gmt":"2015-06-09T12:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/?p=2903"},"modified":"2015-06-09T06:39:23","modified_gmt":"2015-06-09T12:39:23","slug":"heads-and-tails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/?p=2903","title":{"rendered":"Heads and Tails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you get to work and only then realize that the clothes you wore are going to cause problems all day long, what do you do? Yeah, me too.<\/p>\n<p>That was me yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>I wore a blouse with a handkerchief hemline. <a href=\"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/handkerchief-hemline-blouse1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2904\" src=\"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/handkerchief-hemline-blouse1.png\" alt=\"handkerchief hemline blouse\" width=\"541\" height=\"714\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/handkerchief-hemline-blouse1.png 541w, https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/handkerchief-hemline-blouse1-227x300.png 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 541px) 100vw, 541px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I never gave a thought to the potential problems this thing would cause me and how much of the day I would spend trying to prevent accidents, untangle myself from mishaps, and generally take care not to be disrobed by said blouse.<\/p>\n<p>It<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you get to work and only then realize that the clothes you wore are going to cause problems all day long, what do you do? Yeah, me too. That was me yesterday. I wore a blouse with a handkerchief hemline. I never gave a thought to the potential problems this thing would cause me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2904,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[577,578,579,580,581,582],"class_list":["post-2903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-in-the-land-of-confusion","tag-arse","tag-blouse","tag-dockers","tag-hairpin-lace","tag-handkerchief-hemline","tag-problems","entry","has-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2903\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}