{"id":2915,"date":"2015-06-23T05:33:55","date_gmt":"2015-06-23T11:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/?p=2915"},"modified":"2015-06-23T05:33:55","modified_gmt":"2015-06-23T11:33:55","slug":"i-bags","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/?p=2915","title":{"rendered":"I Bags"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(Warning: This story may have previously been posted on this blog. I&#8217;m too tired to remember.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I currently own 9,347 bags of various sizes, colors, fabrics, designs, and uses. On July 6<sup>th<\/sup> or sooner, I will have 9,348 bags.<\/p>\n<p>No. I did not need another bag.<\/p>\n<p>No. I did not intend to purchase bag number 9,348.<\/p>\n<p>No. I do not remember buying this bag.<\/p>\n<p>No. I would not have known about the bag and my purchase had it not been for the e-mail I received today about some purchase I had made being shipped.<\/p>\n<p>My reaction was an immediate WTH!<\/p>\n<p>The now infamous e-mail read as follows:<\/p>\n<p>Dear WANDA,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for shopping with nomorerack!<a href=\"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bag1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-2916\" src=\"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bag1.jpg\" alt=\"bag\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bag1.jpg 188w, https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bag1-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Order number <strong>2533624<\/strong> has been shipped and is on its way to you!<\/p>\n<p>DetailsQuantity<\/p>\n<p>Christian Audigier Leather Bags<\/p>\n<p><strong>Style<\/strong>: Messenger<\/p>\n<p><strong>Color<\/strong>: Blue<\/p>\n<p><strong>You Save: $299.99 (87%)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ambien<sup><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Warning: This story may have previously been posted on this blog. I&#8217;m too tired to remember.) &nbsp; I currently own 9,347 bags of various sizes, colors, fabrics, designs, and uses. On July 6th or sooner, I will have 9,348 bags. No. I did not need another bag. No. I did not intend to purchase bag [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2916,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[341,588,589,590,591],"class_list":["post-2915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-in-the-land-of-confusion","tag-ambien","tag-bag","tag-briefcase","tag-ebay","tag-sale","entry","has-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}