{"id":3663,"date":"2010-12-07T07:00:15","date_gmt":"2010-12-07T13:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/?p=366"},"modified":"2010-12-07T07:00:15","modified_gmt":"2010-12-07T13:00:15","slug":"christmas-curmudgeons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/?p=3663","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Curmudgeons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I demand an answer!<\/p>\n<p>I have the right to know.<\/p>\n<p>Just what kind of Christmas Curmudgeon lives in the attics, basements and sheds of this world?<\/p>\n<p>What beast would take joy in ruining this special season before it even gets started?<\/p>\n<p>It should be so simple, especially if you have one of those pre-lit trees.<\/p>\n<p>Pull it out of its summer storage space. Stick it together. Plug it in. Voila<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I demand an answer! I have the right to know. Just what kind of Christmas Curmudgeon lives in the attics, basements and sheds of this world? What beast would take joy in ruining this special season before it even gets started? It should be so simple, especially if you have one of those pre-lit trees. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-the-land-of-confusion","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}