WTF?<\/br>
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What happens when you go to write a blog and realize you don’t have MS Office on your computer?<\/br>
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Exactly.<\/br>
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I used to have it but my computer began making a microphone feedback noise that was killing the owls and squirrels in my yard. I had to set everything back to factory conditions if I wanted to survive and wanted critters in my yard. This means I lost everything on the d@mn computer that wasn’t there when I bought it.<\/br>
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I reset the thing just before Thanksgiving. Can I help it if I haven’t had time to reinstall MS Office?<\/br>
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Can I help it if I can’t find the CD’s to MS Office?<\/br>
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Can I help it if I’m 4 days before Christmas, have no Christmas blog, just spent my last $100, just read Dawn Weber’s wonderful Chirstmas poem, and find myself fighting the Christmas spirit?<\/br>
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Can I help it if I’m hopeless?<\/br>
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I just left Wal-Mart and came home to find this mess.<\/br>
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I haven’t time.<\/br>
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I haven’t ideas.<\/br>
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I haven’t anything.<\/br>
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Well, that’s not exactly true.<\/br>
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I felt a little bit of Christmas spirit about an hour ago.<\/br>
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I tried to ignore it.<\/br>
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It wouldn’t go away.<\/br>
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So I did a good deed.<\/br>
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It still wouldn’t go away.<\/br.\n
So I went shopping, spent all my money on other people which only made the spirit grow.<\/br>
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I’m trying to be a Scrooge. It’s not working.<\/br>
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So, Dawn Weber, here is my reply to your Witch-Mas, full of Christmas (hic) spirits.<\/br><\/p>\n
I’ve wrapped all the presents
\nI’ve bought the dead<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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