{"id":989,"date":"2013-01-15T05:00:17","date_gmt":"2013-01-15T11:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/?p=989"},"modified":"2013-01-15T05:00:17","modified_gmt":"2013-01-15T11:00:17","slug":"to-sleep-perchance-to-sleep-safely-uninterrupted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/?p=989","title":{"rendered":"To Sleep, Perchance To Sleep Safely"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, dear friends. It has happened.<\/p>\n<p>I knew it was coming. I tried to avoid it, but there are some things beyond our control.<a href=\"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=990\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-990\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-990\" title=\"insomniac\" src=\"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/insomniac1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have been sleeping in my van for the past few days.<\/p>\n<p>Don<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, dear friends. It has happened. I knew it was coming. I tried to avoid it, but there are some things beyond our control. I have been sleeping in my van for the past few days. Don<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[341,342,343,344],"class_list":["post-989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-the-land-of-confusion","tag-ambien","tag-insomnia","tag-napping","tag-van","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandaargersinger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}