What is happening in this country that we have become such an inept, unskilled, inadequate collective of citizens? I just found out this morning that I am among this group. I say this without shame. I just don
Ah, but I have more of a problem than just a scar. I cannot wear a bikini (or belly dance), as per doctor’s orders. You see, when I had surgery for a bowel obstruction, many years ago, the doctor removed my belly button. He told me, the next morning, that I could no longer do either of the aforementioned things, as I had no belly button, thus no place to put a jewel. Alas, and I so wanted to head for the beach immediately! Yeah, right! And you know that bridge I tried to sell you in Arizona? It’s still available. LOL!
Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author
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Ah, but I have more of a problem than just a scar. I cannot wear a bikini (or belly dance), as per doctor’s orders. You see, when I had surgery for a bowel obstruction, many years ago, the doctor removed my belly button. He told me, the next morning, that I could no longer do either of the aforementioned things, as I had no belly button, thus no place to put a jewel. Alas, and I so wanted to head for the beach immediately! Yeah, right! And you know that bridge I tried to sell you in Arizona? It’s still available. LOL!
Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author