hahaha – you sound like my mother. “Company’s coming, clean everything.” or words to that effect. My stand on the subject: This is me. This is my house. Take it all for what it’s worth. You don’t have to visit if you don’t like what you see. Course, out here I don’t get many visitors and I never get a warning if someone were to drop by. haha
I have a copy of Good Housekeeping somewhere. I think it’s under that pile of junk. Or maybe that other pile of junk. Not to worry. I will watch “Horders” and feel much better about myself. 😉
It is 22 days until arrival. If I eat only lettuce and lettuce sandwiches without the bread, consume only water, do Sweatin to the Oldies twice a day, stay away from Wal-Mart and Mickey D’s, I may be able to prolong the next size up wardrobe until after my visit. Oh heck, who are we kidding. Forget the cleaning and I’ll forget the diet.
You can’t make those poor little dust bunnies leave the house and become homeless!! 🙁 You know, Wanda, not long ago, a good fiend told me not to apologize for my messy house–she’d come to see me, not it! I’m sure your friend will enjoy her visit because you are there–not because your house is clean or messy.
ROFLMAO!! So glad you confessed instead of me. The others are right. Jody is visiting YOU, not your house.
My ex had a simple solution. He took a huge trash bag and went from room to room picking up every misplaced item, which he than tossed in the bag. The bag went into the bedroom closet. The problem – bills were side by side with dirty socks and wet towels. Yuck! And forgotten bills.
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You two have fun! Forget the mess.
hahaha – you sound like my mother. “Company’s coming, clean everything.” or words to that effect. My stand on the subject: This is me. This is my house. Take it all for what it’s worth. You don’t have to visit if you don’t like what you see. Course, out here I don’t get many visitors and I never get a warning if someone were to drop by. haha
I have a copy of Good Housekeeping somewhere. I think it’s under that pile of junk. Or maybe that other pile of junk. Not to worry. I will watch “Horders” and feel much better about myself. 😉
It is 22 days until arrival. If I eat only lettuce and lettuce sandwiches without the bread, consume only water, do Sweatin to the Oldies twice a day, stay away from Wal-Mart and Mickey D’s, I may be able to prolong the next size up wardrobe until after my visit. Oh heck, who are we kidding. Forget the cleaning and I’ll forget the diet.
You can’t make those poor little dust bunnies leave the house and become homeless!! 🙁 You know, Wanda, not long ago, a good fiend told me not to apologize for my messy house–she’d come to see me, not it! I’m sure your friend will enjoy her visit because you are there–not because your house is clean or messy.
Funny stuff, as usual. Forget the cleaning and have a blast!
ROFLMAO!! So glad you confessed instead of me. The others are right. Jody is visiting YOU, not your house.
My ex had a simple solution. He took a huge trash bag and went from room to room picking up every misplaced item, which he than tossed in the bag. The bag went into the bedroom closet. The problem – bills were side by side with dirty socks and wet towels. Yuck! And forgotten bills.