Hell, Atlanta ain’t even a Southren City anymore. Those beautiful Gulfstreams are made right there in Georgia. If you pretended to be interested in buying one just ask for a demonstration flight to Oz. I’m sure Erma would be thrilled at your ingenuity. If you told the ninja’s that you were working for the Secret Service they may have escorted you right to your plane. Jay
I’m glad to hear you have a body guard lined up. Maybe you should consider a little body armor. See if you can find some of the Mad Max stuff with spikes. It might keep creepy ninja attackers at a bit of a distance.
Wanda, only you can make disaster sound funny. Make sure you have bodyguards lined up for ’14. But don’t hire TSA agents, they’ve proven to be ineffective, but still annoying.
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Hell, Atlanta ain’t even a Southren City anymore. Those beautiful Gulfstreams are made right there in Georgia. If you pretended to be interested in buying one just ask for a demonstration flight to Oz. I’m sure Erma would be thrilled at your ingenuity. If you told the ninja’s that you were working for the Secret Service they may have escorted you right to your plane. Jay
Ouch! I’m so glad you made it to the conference – so sorry you got hurt trying to get there!
Effin’ Ninjas! Lemme at ’em. I will kick their A$$es. Nobody messes with my Wanda, my FOAS!!
Feel better, my friend.
I’m glad to hear you have a body guard lined up. Maybe you should consider a little body armor. See if you can find some of the Mad Max stuff with spikes. It might keep creepy ninja attackers at a bit of a distance.
Wanda, only you can make disaster sound funny. Make sure you have bodyguards lined up for ’14. But don’t hire TSA agents, they’ve proven to be ineffective, but still annoying.