Mabel and MayBelle could be twins but they were born 10 years apart.

Aunt Clovis is on the funeral circuit looking for a husband.

Aunt Maybelline is juicing everything in sight; fruit and veggies in one hand and a vodka bottle in the other.

Momma and Daddy are planning the family reunion.

Granny Hausenphatt keeps losing her teeth.

And that’s on a good day.

Kin We’re Mot Related To is now available for your reading enjoyment in paperback or on Kindle. Here’s a sample, not contained in the book, for your reading enjoyment.

M&M Crazy

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