Most humor writers try to stay out of the bathroom. Which when you think about it is pretty funny since we tend to be so full of crap. I should rephrase that first statement and say
Wanda, I think you get a birthday do-over. And another, and another — until you’ve had a week-long debauch to make up for this really craptastic birthday.
Oh, Wanda, I can so sympathize. My “first one” was when you didn’t get to sleep through the actual procedure. The dr. in question was a very close personal friend, as well as my dr. As he was viewing the results on the computer monitor (at my expense!) he exclaimed, “Oh, hon, this is beautiful!” Well, excuuuuuuuse me. I’ve never considered myself a raving beauty, but from that viewpoint, well, I KNEW he must be blind!
Happy birthday, anyway. Hope the after-days you will be able to make up for it.
Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author
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Wanda, I think you get a birthday do-over. And another, and another — until you’ve had a week-long debauch to make up for this really craptastic birthday.
I’d send hugs, but I’m afraid of squeezing you.
Oh, Wanda, I can so sympathize. My “first one” was when you didn’t get to sleep through the actual procedure. The dr. in question was a very close personal friend, as well as my dr. As he was viewing the results on the computer monitor (at my expense!) he exclaimed, “Oh, hon, this is beautiful!” Well, excuuuuuuuse me. I’ve never considered myself a raving beauty, but from that viewpoint, well, I KNEW he must be blind!
Happy birthday, anyway. Hope the after-days you will be able to make up for it.
Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author
Wanda, at least you get to watch a TV program about yourself. Hey, maybe a column or two will come out of your ordeal. Good luck!
Oh no! I am laughing (WITH you of course, not AT your predicament). So sorry the scheduling worked out the way it did, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you!