And what were the other waiting room people saying while you were doing all this adjusting, you nut?
Loved the piece. I was going to write about boobs, but I knew you had it covered. Until your underwire popped.
So funny, Wanda. Loved the waiting room images. How high do we have to count to get to a boobbillion?
Let me think a bit and see if I can come up with “just one” troublesome body part.
Wanda,
I would suggest that the next time you visit the dr. you also schedule a mammogram. You could write while it was being administered. No way they will get in the way when they squash them in there. Makes me think of the mangle I used to have to use when I worked in a laundry!
Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author
Wanda, I imagine you liven up the “waiting room experience” for everyone visiting your doctors.
when my belly button was my problem I rested my books o n the bottom spine to read them. now I can rest them on my knees.
Never had that problem. I rememer praying for a “norther” the night of the prom so I could wear my strapless dress. No norther? Nothing to hold up the strapless.
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And what were the other waiting room people saying while you were doing all this adjusting, you nut?
Loved the piece. I was going to write about boobs, but I knew you had it covered. Until your underwire popped.
Forces of nature prevent me from empathy with over-ampleness. However, my mind *did* wander toward an invention one might find akin to a Murphy bed.
So funny, Wanda. Loved the waiting room images. How high do we have to count to get to a boobbillion?
Let me think a bit and see if I can come up with “just one” troublesome body part.
Wanda,
I would suggest that the next time you visit the dr. you also schedule a mammogram. You could write while it was being administered. No way they will get in the way when they squash them in there. Makes me think of the mangle I used to have to use when I worked in a laundry!
Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author
Wanda, I love starting my day with your posts!!! Unfortunately, my belly is more of a problem than my boobs 🙁
Wanda, I imagine you liven up the “waiting room experience” for everyone visiting your doctors.
when my belly button was my problem I rested my books o n the bottom spine to read them. now I can rest them on my knees.
Never had that problem. I rememer praying for a “norther” the night of the prom so I could wear my strapless dress. No norther? Nothing to hold up the strapless.