Have you ever been stopped by the police and told you were driving too slow, even though you were driving the speed limit? Yeah, me too.
It happened to my assistant while she was in Mobile, Alabama.
I was in Mobile, Alabama last week. I was not driving the speed limit.
I run with the big dogs. The big dogs run at 80 mph.
Well, I ran with the big dogs until the big dogs created a traffic jam.
I have never understood traffic jams.
I drive in Florida most of the time. Sure. We have traffic jams in Florida, but we have them for a reason.
If the cars aren
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The Purse Poodle here — weighing in from Central Florida. Big Dogs have SunPass instant toll-payers. Purse Poodles use exact change or, better yet, take the back roads where we go 90 mph and drive over top of the jams.
So gald you’re back, Wanda. If you can voice frustration you are on the mend. When I’m sick I don’t give a s#$% what is going on around me. Funny blog. The big hold ups here are tunnels, but sometimes the traffic just seems to stop. A few weeks ago my daughters and I were stopped by a parade that we didn’t know about. An hour and half later….
So glad you’re back, Wanda! Loves me the Florida driving. Flat roads, palm trees and sunny days. I, too, run with the Big Dogs at 80 m.p.h. in BlowHio. We’ll run your ass down up here, too!
Well, she’s baaaaaack! And I’m glad. According to the traffic guru’s, at least in Texas, a fender bender at 7a.m. will jam traffic up at 9a.m. I don’t know why. There is a stretch going into Shreveport La. that slows you to 2 miles per hour, no wreck, no nothing, then it speeds up again. the only thing I can figure is that there are several feeder roads and people, like me, slow down for the Kamakazies determined to blend into the main stream of traffic immediately, even though the sign says yield. Sure you haven’t mixed up your wine and meds?