My friend Alex, who runs a small printing business, received this e-mail yesterday from one of his customers who has an outstanding balance on his account.
From: office@drImInCharge [mailto:office@drImInCharge]
Sent: Tuesday, January 11, 2011 9:48 PM
To: Alex Duncan
Subject: Re: PAST DUE ??
What is the balance on my account. By the way, I have not been satisfied with the appearance of your water lately. There was a bottle of water that turned green apparently tainted by algae. Then I have noticed that there are foreign bodies in some of the bottles. Personally, I have ceased drinking your water and encouraged my family to do the same. Let’s settle up so that we can part ways because of my dissatisfaction. I have been meaning to address this problem with you but am now taking the time.
Dr. InCharge
I think Alex
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ROFLMAO!!! As Art Linkletter always said, “People Are Funny!”
Oh, my, but you outdid yourself on this one! I can’t even think of a comeback. Maybe, once I’ve stopped laughing…
Janet Elaine Smith
I’m going to have to drink an entire glass of water in order to recoop lost fluids with this one. hahahahahahahahahaha
I had to read this one to everyone here!!!! It seems you are rubbing off on your friends, Miss Wanda!!! Thanks for the laugh!