Wanda, I chuckled a few times at your no neck descriptions. I used to have a neck but it seems as though each I grow a new chin thus obscuring even more neck!
I’m laughing (at your expense) and thinking of “Rocky Horror Picture Show” and the no-neck narrator. We used to shout in the interactive audiences, “You’ve got NO NECK!” Look on the bright side–necks are a hot-bed for skin-tags–you won’t have any problem with them (not that I (cough-cough) do). 😉
So funny! I loved the “hoist the babes” line. Ten years ago I wore turtlenecks, no more. And, my mom, bless her soul, never had a neck. She couldn’t even wear a short dangly earring.
I have a neck. In fact, looking at my baby pictures, you would think I was half giraffe. I can’t wear turtle necks cause it makes my neck look even longer since I either have to wear them unfolded, and if they have a zipper through them, that’s not possible, or they are folded and come only half way to my chin. I can’t wear the big earrings either ’cause, well actually, ’cause I’m allergic to metal but I tried and they gave me a headache. You can have my neck if you really want it – I have no particular need to be half giraffe. The hair dresser’s sink might be interesting though.
Why stop at the neck? I want the whole Audrey Hepburn package. I have a neck. I have several necks. If you stretched my face skin upward, I would have a giraffe neck.
Ha, you made my night. A real good belly chuckle. The hoop earings to hold up your ladies and to get your hair done with a backing soaking–funny stuff (sorry to laugh at your pain). I, too, have a short neck. I have to make sure I pose right for pictures or my neck completely disappears and I look bizarre. I can not wear a turtle neck either. Oh, and I love Jo’s comment above–funny stuff.
Finally getting around to crusading again. I took a break to do some writing (weird, huh?). Anyway, nice to meet you.
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Wanda, I chuckled a few times at your no neck descriptions. I used to have a neck but it seems as though each I grow a new chin thus obscuring even more neck!
Wanda, you had me laughing. I love the idea of borrowing g a neck for an important event and then giving it back.
I’m laughing (at your expense) and thinking of “Rocky Horror Picture Show” and the no-neck narrator. We used to shout in the interactive audiences, “You’ve got NO NECK!” Look on the bright side–necks are a hot-bed for skin-tags–you won’t have any problem with them (not that I (cough-cough) do). 😉
So funny! I loved the “hoist the babes” line. Ten years ago I wore turtlenecks, no more. And, my mom, bless her soul, never had a neck. She couldn’t even wear a short dangly earring.
I have a neck. In fact, looking at my baby pictures, you would think I was half giraffe. I can’t wear turtle necks cause it makes my neck look even longer since I either have to wear them unfolded, and if they have a zipper through them, that’s not possible, or they are folded and come only half way to my chin. I can’t wear the big earrings either ’cause, well actually, ’cause I’m allergic to metal but I tried and they gave me a headache. You can have my neck if you really want it – I have no particular need to be half giraffe. The hair dresser’s sink might be interesting though.
Why stop at the neck? I want the whole Audrey Hepburn package. I have a neck. I have several necks. If you stretched my face skin upward, I would have a giraffe neck.
Ha, you made my night. A real good belly chuckle. The hoop earings to hold up your ladies and to get your hair done with a backing soaking–funny stuff (sorry to laugh at your pain). I, too, have a short neck. I have to make sure I pose right for pictures or my neck completely disappears and I look bizarre. I can not wear a turtle neck either. Oh, and I love Jo’s comment above–funny stuff.
Finally getting around to crusading again. I took a break to do some writing (weird, huh?). Anyway, nice to meet you.
I’m sorry you don’t have a neck. I have a pretty long one, but I do slouch a bit. We all have the bits we don’t love, right?
Nice to meet a fellow crusader.