I can’t write after I’ve been drinking. Apparently, I had one too many glasses of wine one night when I was home alone and decided to write. A few days later, I found a file on my computer titled “Erotic Money Maker” with two pages of a story that made my eyelashes singe! It will NOT be seeing the light of day.
Kevin (my son) had a note from a friend who runs a wine shop in New Orleans. I don’t remember all of it, but basically it was that if you drink enough wine, chances are you will either pass out of fall asleep. If you are sleeping, you can’t be sinning. If you aren’t sinning, you will go to heaven. Moral of the story: go have a few drinks and go straight to heaven!
Happy St. Paddy’s Day to you, too!
Unfortunately, St. Patrick’s Day is just like any other day here. Thanks for the invite to have a beer for you but I don’t have one so I’ll just have to share a drink vicariously with one or more of your other readers. I’m not wearing green – I might be able to find something but I’m much too lazy to go dig. As for the coloring of various body parts – never in a million years. haha Love ya – have a happy day.
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Great job, Wanda. Funny!
Always a laugh!!!
Great article, Wanda! Yes, it’s St. Jude, patron saint of hopeless cases. I pray to him all the time when I get writer’s block.
Rose
I can’t write after I’ve been drinking. Apparently, I had one too many glasses of wine one night when I was home alone and decided to write. A few days later, I found a file on my computer titled “Erotic Money Maker” with two pages of a story that made my eyelashes singe! It will NOT be seeing the light of day.
Kevin (my son) had a note from a friend who runs a wine shop in New Orleans. I don’t remember all of it, but basically it was that if you drink enough wine, chances are you will either pass out of fall asleep. If you are sleeping, you can’t be sinning. If you aren’t sinning, you will go to heaven. Moral of the story: go have a few drinks and go straight to heaven!
Happy St. Paddy’s Day to you, too!
Unfortunately, St. Patrick’s Day is just like any other day here. Thanks for the invite to have a beer for you but I don’t have one so I’ll just have to share a drink vicariously with one or more of your other readers. I’m not wearing green – I might be able to find something but I’m much too lazy to go dig. As for the coloring of various body parts – never in a million years. haha Love ya – have a happy day.
Yes there is! See here: http://almostbutnotquiterobin.blogspot.com/2011/03/digging-out-of-writers-block-is-there.html?showComment=1300484465220#c8220219828341564538
Top of the marnin’ to ye! Ok, it’s a few days late but I’m on senior-mom time. enjoyed!