I agree with Dawn. Elastic??? I stopped watching those shows a long time ago because they are SOOO fake. All staged for the camera. You should see some of the stuff that really goes on in those places. Watch Jerry Springer. haha
Elastic waistbands are our friends. Skinny jeans on me in a full length mirror would scare me right out of the fast food places…temporarily. Snappy piece.
No hair spray or make-up! That did it for me. I’ll be a good girl. I could handle the elastic waist, but those horizonal stripes are definitely out! Short, fluffy women do NOT need horizonal stripes.
Funny story! Are you sure Sponge Bob was a typo? 🙂
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I really don’t know what the problem is…elastic waists are my best friends! Funny post, as always, my FOAS.
You’re right, Wanda, O’Reilly is a bonafide terrorist 🙂
I agree with Dawn. Elastic??? I stopped watching those shows a long time ago because they are SOOO fake. All staged for the camera. You should see some of the stuff that really goes on in those places. Watch Jerry Springer. haha
Elastic waistbands are our friends. Skinny jeans on me in a full length mirror would scare me right out of the fast food places…temporarily. Snappy piece.
No hair spray or make-up! That did it for me. I’ll be a good girl. I could handle the elastic waist, but those horizonal stripes are definitely out! Short, fluffy women do NOT need horizonal stripes.
Funny story! Are you sure Sponge Bob was a typo? 🙂
You are so
If you really want to scare them, make them wear those elastic waist pants pulled up over their belly buttons! Oh the horror . . .