Funny – and scary. Love the graphic and “all expense paid….” You dould try putting a little acid in your coke cup and “accidently” spill it.
Perhaps the problem is the wheels on your chair. Have you checked to see if they have full tread? In any case accidents happening that often need to be reviewed and a solution found. Though, I must admit I’ve had some pretty nasty office chairs.
Oh, yes, even though my “office job” is at home, the divots in my clear mat under my chair got so bad that I finally had to discard it. I mean, it is supposed to protect the carpet. How, I ask, can it protect anything if it is full of holes and ruts? And why, when I tossed it, did it leave all of those little chips of plastic hidden all over the office that keep showing up when I vaccuum? And no, I don’t wear heels anymore. In fact, I rarely wear shoes, especially in the summer. Perhaps I should check to see if my toenails need clipping?
Uh, have the janitor rotate the mat? Put bicycle tires on the office chair?
Put tennis balls over the wheels of your chair? Replace with plywood? I know, put wheels on your desk, then you can just pull the desk to you.
Sounds like a grant propsal in the making. I’m sure there’s federal money how there to study office/chair/butt-causing/divots. Be careful, this can’t be good for your back.
I think it would be out the window for said floor mat. Then someone outside can put in a claim for a broken windshield. Have you seen those things fly?
Usually, plumbing supply houses have 4’X8′ sheets of thin metal.That might work,or you could just remove the mat,and put it back when you get out of your chair so no one will see the scratches on the floor,or you could visit a welding and metal supply store for a sheet of heavy duty 4×8 metal that will last for 100 years.
You might be able to away with sitting o n one of those large beach balls that skinny girls use to exercise on on TV. I know it won’t support your back,but I bet it will make it stronger,or else make it hurt,but,I don’t know what would happen if you slide off the ball accidentally.
I got it! A Hover Round would be perfect.You could zip all over the office then,even run down to the convenience store for Coke.
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Funny – and scary. Love the graphic and “all expense paid….” You dould try putting a little acid in your coke cup and “accidently” spill it.
Perhaps the problem is the wheels on your chair. Have you checked to see if they have full tread? In any case accidents happening that often need to be reviewed and a solution found. Though, I must admit I’ve had some pretty nasty office chairs.
Oh, yes, even though my “office job” is at home, the divots in my clear mat under my chair got so bad that I finally had to discard it. I mean, it is supposed to protect the carpet. How, I ask, can it protect anything if it is full of holes and ruts? And why, when I tossed it, did it leave all of those little chips of plastic hidden all over the office that keep showing up when I vaccuum? And no, I don’t wear heels anymore. In fact, I rarely wear shoes, especially in the summer. Perhaps I should check to see if my toenails need clipping?
Aha! There are advantages to my ceramic tile floor. Love the graphics!
Uh, have the janitor rotate the mat? Put bicycle tires on the office chair?
Put tennis balls over the wheels of your chair? Replace with plywood? I know, put wheels on your desk, then you can just pull the desk to you.
Sounds like a grant propsal in the making. I’m sure there’s federal money how there to study office/chair/butt-causing/divots. Be careful, this can’t be good for your back.
As soon as I saw the title, I got that Genesis song in my head (not that I’m complaining)
I think it would be out the window for said floor mat. Then someone outside can put in a claim for a broken windshield. Have you seen those things fly?
Usually, plumbing supply houses have 4’X8′ sheets of thin metal.That might work,or you could just remove the mat,and put it back when you get out of your chair so no one will see the scratches on the floor,or you could visit a welding and metal supply store for a sheet of heavy duty 4×8 metal that will last for 100 years.
You might be able to away with sitting o n one of those large beach balls that skinny girls use to exercise on on TV. I know it won’t support your back,but I bet it will make it stronger,or else make it hurt,but,I don’t know what would happen if you slide off the ball accidentally.
I got it! A Hover Round would be perfect.You could zip all over the office then,even run down to the convenience store for Coke.
Jay