“What, me worry?” So says Alfred E. Neuman on Mad magazine. Does that give any clue as to why I don’t worry about anything? Yes, I am truly mad, but my granddaugher loves it. All my contacts are on messenger, but I keep forgetting to open it.
Now, being a southpaw, I would expect all contacts to be of the left variety. As for wallets and billfolds, if they are on the right they naturally want to connect with each other, its fate.
The only other thing to worry about is what to worry about and that keeps me up at night (not!).
I wasn’t the least bit concerned about you until I got almost to the end and discovered that you threw the “entire walled” into the trash can. NOW I’m truly terrified for you! LOL!
Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author
Ever put two soft contacts in the same eye? Yep, they stick together like glue. Ever tried to boil water in the microwave because the power’s out? I’ll worry about you if you’ll worrry about me! You touch us all with your wonderful humor, especially those of us who are truly “touched”.
Oooooo, it only gets worse. My typing fingers have a mind of their own and strange words appear in the middle of my writings…not that you could tell, what with 2 left lenses and all. I bought groceries yesterday at Wal-mart with no wallet in my purse…had to run to the car and hope I hadn’t left my wallet on the shelf when I was getting my toe nails dried earlier in the day because I didn’t want to wag my heavy purse to the toe nail place because it’s causing muscle strain on my left shoulder and arm but I can’t unload my purse because there’s stuff in their that I might need if i could remember what for. Now join my worry group! Funny!
Oh my. I think you may need a personal butler-ess (I don’t know what a woman’s woman is called) Me – I let my husband do all the worrying. He’s so much better at it than I am.
Hey, it’s affecting all of us. I’ve even put two hard contacts in the same eye and, more often, put them each in the wrong eye. At least that problem is solved – for today.
Sweetie, the problem is that you try to do too many things at one time. Remember Mike’s rant about multi-tasking?
Thank you for confirming that it’s not just me! Recently I asked my husband to open the fridge for me so that I could put away a stack of dirty dishes. I guess that I didn’t want them to go bad!
Of course retrieving the wallet gives you youth points, and it’s perfectly logical to throw away the wrapper that your money came in–but only if it’s that paper wallet from the bank. I’m not sure if I’m glad there are so many of us, but at least I know I’m in good company. Thanks for the laughs–I need that.
Oh, Wanda. We definitely get wiser a we get older. Definitely! That’s my story and I’m selling to it. Sticking. I MEANT STICKING!!!
Oh, you is funny, my FOAS. 🙂
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“What, me worry?” So says Alfred E. Neuman on Mad magazine. Does that give any clue as to why I don’t worry about anything? Yes, I am truly mad, but my granddaugher loves it. All my contacts are on messenger, but I keep forgetting to open it.
Now, being a southpaw, I would expect all contacts to be of the left variety. As for wallets and billfolds, if they are on the right they naturally want to connect with each other, its fate.
The only other thing to worry about is what to worry about and that keeps me up at night (not!).
I wasn’t the least bit concerned about you until I got almost to the end and discovered that you threw the “entire walled” into the trash can. NOW I’m truly terrified for you! LOL!
Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author
Ever put two soft contacts in the same eye? Yep, they stick together like glue. Ever tried to boil water in the microwave because the power’s out? I’ll worry about you if you’ll worrry about me! You touch us all with your wonderful humor, especially those of us who are truly “touched”.
Oooooo, it only gets worse. My typing fingers have a mind of their own and strange words appear in the middle of my writings…not that you could tell, what with 2 left lenses and all. I bought groceries yesterday at Wal-mart with no wallet in my purse…had to run to the car and hope I hadn’t left my wallet on the shelf when I was getting my toe nails dried earlier in the day because I didn’t want to wag my heavy purse to the toe nail place because it’s causing muscle strain on my left shoulder and arm but I can’t unload my purse because there’s stuff in their that I might need if i could remember what for. Now join my worry group! Funny!
I’ve been to the store 3 times to get my husband’s favorite cereal. I have a wonderful stash of goodies now…but still need to buy the cereal!
Oh my. I think you may need a personal butler-ess (I don’t know what a woman’s woman is called) Me – I let my husband do all the worrying. He’s so much better at it than I am.
Hey, it’s affecting all of us. I’ve even put two hard contacts in the same eye and, more often, put them each in the wrong eye. At least that problem is solved – for today.
Sweetie, the problem is that you try to do too many things at one time. Remember Mike’s rant about multi-tasking?
Thank you for confirming that it’s not just me! Recently I asked my husband to open the fridge for me so that I could put away a stack of dirty dishes. I guess that I didn’t want them to go bad!
Of course retrieving the wallet gives you youth points, and it’s perfectly logical to throw away the wrapper that your money came in–but only if it’s that paper wallet from the bank. I’m not sure if I’m glad there are so many of us, but at least I know I’m in good company. Thanks for the laughs–I need that.
Oh, Wanda. We definitely get wiser a we get older. Definitely! That’s my story and I’m selling to it. Sticking. I MEANT STICKING!!!
Oh, you is funny, my FOAS. 🙂