When a new weight loss gimmick, um trick, err product hits the market to run to be the first to try it? Yeah, me too.
This year green is the way to go, for weight loss I mean. First it was green tea. I tried it. I hated it. I added sugar and gained 4.2 pounds.
Dr. Oz said you will lose tons of fat if you take this
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Oh, the joys of losing (I mean trying to lose) weight. What they neglect to tell us when celebrities appear newly thin is that they had a staff of fourteen aiding in every aspect of the process. To that I say, let them eat ice cream. Love this column!
You are hilarious! One time I bought diet pills from the drug store and gained 10 lb before I read it ingredients. Caffeine was #1. This in addition to the diet Pepsi I was drinking gave me nervous energy and stimulated my fears. What could I do but try to calm myself with chocolate?
Sounds like really wise words on all counts. Good luck. I’m fighting the battle too. Tried the green tea, managed to avoid the sugar – no success. Tried the green coffee beans, bought one bottle and take one a day if I remember. Living out here I gotta make thing last – Still no luck. Went to a health food store and bought a bottle of Glucomannan, again taking one a day to conserve – nada. Oh and my favorite “Eat right and exercise”. With my summer job, if that worked, I’d be skinnier than Rachel. gaaa
What am I going to do come November when my iGoogle page closes. I won’t be getting a notification of your wonderful posts anymore. 🙁
I hear you.
Their wallets are getting fatter – Ours skinnier
They get skinnier (loose weight) – We get bigger (gain weight)
Why? Let me draw a picture for you in my rusgerswi(sh) language….
We pay them a crap load of money (their wallet gets fatter, and ours skinnier)
(We call them crooks, but in all reality they KNOW us gullible somethings, (you get my drift) and it is and always will be in demand) – With the money we pay them, they now can afford a personal trainer (you know, like Sven the masseuse, the best looking Pool boy named…., and the list keeps going).
I’d be getting skinny fast and looking like a million dollars too if I could afford him.. (Wouldn’t we all?)
And knowing all that makes us do just that… Moving towards the freezer and get a bowl of ice cream.
After all this and this awful analogy, I am so depressed, I am going to get me a calorie loaded alcoholic beverage…., go to bed tonight dreaming of Pablo, MY pool boy.