(Warning: This story may have previously been posted on this blog. I’m too tired to remember.)
I currently own 9,347 bags of various sizes, colors, fabrics, designs, and uses. On July 6th or sooner, I will have 9,348 bags.
No. I did not need another bag.
No. I did not intend to purchase bag number 9,348.
No. I do not remember buying this bag.
No. I would not have known about the bag and my purchase had it not been for the e-mail I received today about some purchase I had made being shipped.
My reaction was an immediate WTH!
The now infamous e-mail read as follows:
Dear WANDA,
Thank you for shopping with nomorerack!
Order number 2533624 has been shipped and is on its way to you!
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Christian Audigier Leather Bags
Style: Messenger
Color: Blue
You Save: $299.99 (87%)
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