Velma must either be smoking happy cigarettes or she REALLY wants to buy a new dryer and hubby won’t go for it. I’d try that except I’m the one paying the bills.
LMAO Wanda-I don’t know about anyone else, but the clothes come out weighing less-hell, I’d be throwing myself in the dryer several times daily. LOL. Agreed-way to many “funny cigarettes”. This was hysterical Wanda!
This sounds like our dryer. I thought I was gaining weight but now I understand that it’s the dryer making my shirts smaller. I wonder if I can put some of that lint back into my shirts to make them the size they are supposed to be.
Aha! I knew there had to be some reason why I didn’t have a dryer, but opted for hanging them on the little wooden rack I have (outside in the summer and inside in the winter). The fact that once the washer fit in that little space and didn’t allow for a dryer too had little to do with my decision. However, now that I know that dryers are an effective weight-loss tool, I might have to reconsider it. On the other hand, I haven’t noticed any lint under the rack when it’s out in the yard. (Incidentally, I do have one of those umbrella sort of clothesline deals to install–if I can either figure out the instructions or find a handsome man wandering past, just looking like he’s waiting for something constructive to do. Of course then I’ll have to figure out if anyplace in Podunk Junction sells clothespins!
Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author
LOL! This viewpoint isn’t as rare as you might think! Grandma is constantly fussing that her clothes are never the same when they come out of the dryer. Of course she blames me, not the appliance *grin*
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Funny! Great giggles early in the morning.
Velma must either be smoking happy cigarettes or she REALLY wants to buy a new dryer and hubby won’t go for it. I’d try that except I’m the one paying the bills.
LMAO Wanda-I don’t know about anyone else, but the clothes come out weighing less-hell, I’d be throwing myself in the dryer several times daily. LOL. Agreed-way to many “funny cigarettes”. This was hysterical Wanda!
This sounds like our dryer. I thought I was gaining weight but now I understand that it’s the dryer making my shirts smaller. I wonder if I can put some of that lint back into my shirts to make them the size they are supposed to be.
Aha! I knew there had to be some reason why I didn’t have a dryer, but opted for hanging them on the little wooden rack I have (outside in the summer and inside in the winter). The fact that once the washer fit in that little space and didn’t allow for a dryer too had little to do with my decision. However, now that I know that dryers are an effective weight-loss tool, I might have to reconsider it. On the other hand, I haven’t noticed any lint under the rack when it’s out in the yard. (Incidentally, I do have one of those umbrella sort of clothesline deals to install–if I can either figure out the instructions or find a handsome man wandering past, just looking like he’s waiting for something constructive to do. Of course then I’ll have to figure out if anyplace in Podunk Junction sells clothespins!
Janet Elaine Smith, multi-genre author
LMAO—Only you could make something like laundry hilarious!!!!
Poor Velma. I believe you, Velma, I believe you! These appliances haunt me, too…
Was Velma recently released from “the home”? You have some very interesting friends, good sources for some of your signature humor!
LOL! This viewpoint isn’t as rare as you might think! Grandma is constantly fussing that her clothes are never the same when they come out of the dryer. Of course she blames me, not the appliance *grin*
Great writing!