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Life In The Land of Confusion

Perfect(ly Annoying) People

Do you ever receive those e-mails from perfect people? You know the ones. The people sending them are millionaires. They...
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Life In The Land of Confusion

Can’t You Read My Mind?

Rhetorical question, I know. No one can read my mind because most days it’s impossible to even locate my mind....
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Life In The Land of Confusion

Time On My Hands

If you had too much time on your hands, what would you do? Work for World Peace? Help build a house for Habitat for Humanity? Rescue abandoned pets? Work in the Community Gardens? Try to locate the owner of the lost Pink Cow? That was not a typo.
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Life In The Land of Confusion

Today’s Math Problem

The room has three tables in it. Each table has four chairs placed around it. Every time a woman walks in to the room the chairs are all pulled away from the table. Who is the bigger idiot? The men who sit at the tables, scoot the chairs out when they stand up and leave the room? Or the women for pushing every chair back under the table and not slapping the crap out of the men?
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Critical Thinking – Who’s Idea Was This?

Can you critically think a bologna sandwich? Yeah. Me too. But follow me on this one. My friend Nana Kay...
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Life In The Land of Confusion

Curses – Wet Again!

I am trying to figure out this chromosome thing, so any help from anyone out there would be greatly appreciated....
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Life In The Land of Confusion

I Am Not Going To Be Here Yesterday

As such, and not being here, I am not responsible for anything I do yesterday, any messes I may create...
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Life In The Land of Confusion

Three Inches From Restraint

Five feet two, eyes of blue And oh what those five feet can do Has anybody seen my gal –...
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Life In The Land of Confusion

If It Ain’t Good The First Time Around – Forget It!

If it wasn’t good the first time, what would make me believe it would be any better the second time...
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Life In The Land of Lupus

Apologies, Thoughts, Waiting and Irritability

First the apology for not having posted anything in, oh I don't know, two months or so. On June 1st...
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