Lord help me now. I
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My portfolio
I Swear It
July 19, 2013
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Are you one of those people with high hopes for the weekend? Yeah me too. But that
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Penis Thefts On The Rise
April 30, 2013
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What would you do if your penis was stolen? Whatever your answer, I can understand. Well maybe I can
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RAP-try (AKA
April 18, 2013
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I have 7 radio stations programmed into my car stereo. Four of them I listen to. Two are mistakes. One...
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A Call For Cellulite
February 5, 2013
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If you have something everyone tells you how to get rid of, is this a good thing or a bad...
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But(t) Wait!
January 29, 2013
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But wait! If you order in the next ten minutes we will double your order for free. Simply pay the...
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Sign The Friendlier Forms
January 22, 2013
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I just had to complete a W-9, which is one of those most annoying forms that all the businesses that...
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To Sleep, Perchance To Sleep Safely
January 15, 2013
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Yes, dear friends. It has happened. I knew it was coming. I tried to avoid it, but there are some...
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As Goes New Year
January 8, 2013
My Daddy once told me, during a heated discussion about my lazy butted self lying on the couch in a...
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