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Life In The Land of Confusion

Flat Virgin

Lord help me now. I
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Life In The Land of Confusion

I Swear It

Are you one of those people with high hopes for the weekend? Yeah me too. But that
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Life In The Land of Confusion

Pardon the Excuses

If you haven
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Life In The Land of Confusion

Penis Thefts On The Rise

What would you do if your penis was stolen? Whatever your answer, I can understand. Well maybe I can
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Life In The Land of Confusion

RAP-try (AKA

I have 7 radio stations programmed into my car stereo. Four of them I listen to. Two are mistakes. One...
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Life In The Land of Confusion

A Call For Cellulite

If you have something everyone tells you how to get rid of, is this a good thing or a bad...
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Life In The Land of Confusion

But(t) Wait!

But wait! If you order in the next ten minutes we will double your order for free. Simply pay the...
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Life In The Land of Confusion

Sign The Friendlier Forms

I just had to complete a W-9, which is one of those most annoying forms that all the businesses that...
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Life In The Land of Confusion

To Sleep, Perchance To Sleep Safely

Yes, dear friends. It has happened. I knew it was coming. I tried to avoid it, but there are some...
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As Goes New Year
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As Goes New Year

My Daddy once told me, during a heated discussion about my lazy butted self lying on the couch in a...
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