Day two in hell has begun and everyone is still alive. Some of us survive by bitchiness, some by the...
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Day One In Hell – Addicted, Obese and Coming Clean!
April 18, 2009
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This morning while trying to find something, anything that would hide my fat so I could leave the house and...
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My Assistant Needs Assistance – Read Carefully Before Applying
April 7, 2009
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I asked my assistant the other day to order a very large, three ring binder for me from the office...
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What To Do With The Unexpected
March 28, 2009
I received an offer for an orgasm today. It came over the internet. From a man I don't know. Whose...
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Please Don’t Read Between The Lines
March 17, 2009
There are times in everyone's life when they read between the lines trying to figure out exactly what the person...
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Laughter Shouldn’t Require This Much Work
March 9, 2009
First, let me state, categorically, here and now, that I hate Spring Forward and Fall Back, otherwise known as the...
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A Boy Named – What The Hell?
March 6, 2009
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His mother is a beautiful young lady who speaks Spanish. His father is a big, good ole Southern Boy. They...
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One Man’s Tradgedy Is Another Woman’s Broken Nail
January 30, 2009
In the great scheme of things it may seem minor, but when the pain is so intense it knocks you...
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Honesty in a Blog
January 9, 2009
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While pondering what to write in my post today, and after reading about the most successful blogs ever, it would...
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I Know The Proof Is In The Pudding But Apparently So Am I
January 6, 2009
I recently completed my book, Y-Mee's A B C Book of Emotions. In this book I take a tongue in...
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