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Addictions

Day Two Begins – We Are All Still Alive

Day two in hell has begun and everyone is still alive. Some of us survive by bitchiness, some by the...
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Addictions

Day One In Hell – Addicted, Obese and Coming Clean!

This morning while trying to find something, anything that would hide my fat so I could leave the house and...
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My Assistant Needs Assistance – Read Carefully Before Applying

I asked my assistant the other day to order a very large, three ring binder for me from the office...
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What To Do With The Unexpected

I received an offer for an orgasm today. It came over the internet. From a man I don't know. Whose...
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Please Don’t Read Between The Lines

There are times in everyone's life when they read between the lines trying to figure out exactly what the person...
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Laughter Shouldn’t Require This Much Work

First, let me state, categorically, here and now, that I hate Spring Forward and Fall Back, otherwise known as the...
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A Boy Named – What The Hell?

His mother is a beautiful young lady who speaks Spanish. His father is a big, good ole Southern Boy. They...
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One Man’s Tradgedy Is Another Woman’s Broken Nail

In the great scheme of things it may seem minor, but when the pain is so intense it knocks you...
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Honesty in a Blog

While pondering what to write in my post today, and after reading about the most successful blogs ever, it would...
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I Know The Proof Is In The Pudding But Apparently So Am I

I recently completed my book, Y-Mee's A B C Book of Emotions. In this book I take a tongue in...
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