Holy chocolate! Who crapped in my bed? I mean it. I demand to know who crapped in my bed. I have no dogs living in my house. I have no…

Are you ready for Christmas? There are only 360 shopping days left. I

I used to have a dog. Now I have a rug. The dog was a cocker spaniel. The rug is a Royal Palace. Sam, the dog, had the reign of…

If you knew you were under some sort of invasion or attack how would you react? Yeah, me too and it didn

I guess most people would say there is a fine line between telling everything that happens to you for the sake of laughter and keeping a few secrets for the…

Do you have a body part that you consider to be too big or too small? Or one that gets in your way? Or one that makes you scream because…

This is something I wrote in 1996 about my Dad and an air strip landing that was quite frightening to everyone except him. In honor of his birthday, I have…

I didn

Is it possible to find a little piece of Heaven on earth with technology? Yeah, well I think so too. But I

If you get stumped by something mechanical, do you give up or do you keep trying until you find a way to outdo the mechanical whatever it is? Yeah, me…