Getting underwear for Christmas is on the same excitement scale of receiving any more than one delivery of zucchini in the summer from your gardening neighbor. Gardening neighbors can

I demand an answer! I have the right to know. Just what kind of Christmas Curmudgeon lives in the attics, basements and sheds of this world? What beast would take…

I slept with Omar last night. Oh don

Today marks the change of seasons along the Gulf Coast . No, it

Geroge Carlin was famous for his "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.

Have you ever been stopped by the police and told you were driving too slow, even though you were driving the speed limit? Yeah, me too. It happened to my…

Have you lost your inspiration? Your muse? Your compelling reason to do whatever it is you do? Well try doing it nekkid. You heard me. Nekkid. As in sans the…

I wrote on the walls when I was a child. I got my butt whooped a lot when I was a child. I learned writing, drawing, marking, or defacing the…

Ooops! I made a mistake. Not a big one. Well, okay. Call it a major miscalculation. Remember I recently glued my sunglasses to my face. Well there are inherent goods…

I glued my sunglasses to my face today. Oh, not on purpose. It just sort of happened. I seem to have a problem with sunglasses. It hasn