Perfect(ly Annoying) People
Do you ever receive those e-mails from perfect people? You know the ones. The people sending them are millionaires. They got that way without working. Then they have the audacity…
Time On My Hands
If you had too much time on your hands, what would you do? Work for World Peace? Help build a house for Habitat for Humanity? Rescue abandoned pets? Work in the Community Gardens? Try to locate the owner of the lost Pink Cow? That was not a typo.
Today’s Math Problem
The room has three tables in it. Each table has four chairs placed around it. Every time a woman walks in to the room the chairs are all pulled away from the table. Who is the bigger idiot? The men who sit at the tables, scoot the chairs out when they stand up and leave the room? Or the women for pushing every chair back under the table and not slapping the crap out of the men?
Critical Thinking
Can you critically think a bologna sandwich? Yeah. Me too. But follow me on this one. My friend Nana Kay has three daughters, two of whom are in middle school.…
Curses – Wet Again!
I am trying to figure out this chromosome thing, so any help from anyone out there would be greatly appreciated. Don
I Am Not Going To Be Here Yesterday
As such, and not being here, I am not responsible for anything I do yesterday, any messes I may create or any lack of judgment I display. Any and all…
Three Inches From Restraint
Five feet two, eyes of blue And oh what those five feet can do Has anybody seen my gal
Apologies, Thoughts, Waiting and Irritability
First the apology for not having posted anything in, oh I don't know, two months or so. On June 1st I went in to a lupus flare and am still…