Eyelash Insufficiency!
OMG! Who knew? There is actually a "condition" known as hypotrichosis which is another name for having inadequate or not enough eyelashes. Whoda thunk it? While some pharmaceutical companies are…
My Assistant Needs Assistance – Read Carefully Before Applying
I asked my assistant the other day to order a very large, three ring binder for me from the office supply store. I was thinking a 3 inch binder would…
What To Do With The Unexpected
I received an offer for an orgasm today. It came over the internet. From a man I don't know. Whose name I can't pronounce. Spelled with letters I don't recognize.…
Please Don’t Read Between The Lines
There are times in everyone's life when they read between the lines trying to figure out exactly what the person who wrote the words really meant. Reading Help Wanted Ads…
Laughter Shouldn’t Require This Much Work
First, let me state, categorically, here and now, that I hate Spring Forward and Fall Back, otherwise known as the change to and from Daylight Savings Time. This particular blog…
A Boy Named – What The Hell?
His mother is a beautiful young lady who speaks Spanish. His father is a big, good ole Southern Boy. They are expecting their first child together - a son. I…
One Man’s Tradgedy Is Another Woman’s Broken Nail
In the great scheme of things it may seem minor, but when the pain is so intense it knocks you to your knees, creates stars around your head, and causes…
Honesty in a Blog
While pondering what to write in my post today, and after reading about the most successful blogs ever, it would appear that to have a really successful blog on the…
I Know The Proof Is In The Pudding But Apparently So Am I
I recently completed my book, Y-Mee's A B C Book of Emotions. In this book I take a tongue in cheek look at emotions from A to Z. I have…