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Only The Shadows Know (Until Now)

Most of you have already read about the painful photo shoot. If you haven’t, go read it first. This is the rest of the story. My photographer friend, Mark, lives in Alabama. I live in Florida. We were to meet ...

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Eyelash Insufficiency!

OMG! Who knew? There is actually a “condition” known as hypotrichosis which is another name for having inadequate or not enough eyelashes. Whoda thunk it? While some pharmaceutical companies are searching for cures to deadly diseases or at least looking ...

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My Assistant Needs Assistance – Read Carefully Before Applying

I asked my assistant the other day to order a very large, three ring binder for me from the office supply store. I was thinking a 3 inch binder would work, with tabs to separate the various projects / information. ...

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What To Do With The Unexpected

I received an offer for an orgasm today. It came over the internet. From a man I don’t know. Whose name I can’t pronounce. Spelled with letters I don’t recognize. From a country I’ve never visited. His offer led me ...

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Please Don’t Read Between The Lines

There are times in everyone’s life when they read between the lines trying to figure out exactly what the person who wrote the words really meant. Reading Help Wanted Ads is not one of these times when this skill should ...

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Laughter Shouldn’t Require This Much Work

First, let me state, categorically, here and now, that I hate Spring Forward and Fall Back, otherwise known as the change to and from Daylight Savings Time. This particular blog is not directly about the time change, but indirectly it ...

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A Boy Named – What The Hell?

His mother is a beautiful young lady who speaks Spanish. His father is a big, good ole Southern Boy. They are expecting their first child together – a son. I am the grandmother who speaks a little Spanglish and a ...

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One Man’s Tradgedy Is Another Woman’s Broken Nail

In the great scheme of things it may seem minor, but when the pain is so intense it knocks you to your knees, creates stars around your head, and causes complete blackness in your field of vision, it becomes a ...

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Honesty in a Blog

While pondering what to write in my post today, and after reading about the most successful blogs ever, it would appear that to have a really successful blog on the internet, the writer, who in this case is me, is ...

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I Know The Proof Is In The Pudding But Apparently So Am I

I recently completed my book, Y-Mee’s A B C Book of Emotions. In this book I take a tongue in cheek look at emotions from A to Z. I have stated on many occasions, both before and after the book, ...

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