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Life In The Land of Confusion

Lost, Confused, and Wondering What’s Next?

My future desk

  I didn’t get up at 3:30 a.m. today. I didn’t have to. It didn’t take me thirty minutes to drive to work today arriving at 4:45 a.m. while it’s still dark. I didn’t disarm the security at the office ...

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Into The Depths

  I’ve been slipping around town late at night in a disguise so well designed I wouldn’t even know who I am. With untraceable cash in my pocket, I look for a car, or someone standing at the corner of ...

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My Refrigerator May Have a Drinking Problem

I recently discovered that chilled Moscato is a welcome addition to my evening madness. It soothes the savage beast, and doesn’t hurt the mood but often rather improves it. Well, it would be if I could locate the wine. The ...

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I Am Woman, Hear Me Scream

Okay. I admit it. I don’t get this Caitlyn Jenner thing. There is pain involved in being a woman and more than simply that of giving birth and I don’t understand why anyone would sign on for this. I’m a ...

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The “O” Word Creeps Closer Each Day

What the Hell?  What is wrong with me? I returned less than a week ago from the most fantabulous conference ever. It was positive. It was energetic. It was inspiring. It was exhausting. Now I’m reading on Facebook how everyone ...

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Shopping For Erma

Since I haven’t purchased any clothes since the 2012 Erma Workshop, and most of those show substantial wear, I bought a new box of courage and brave the shopping world yesterday. At the mall.  In the Easter shopping crowd. And ...

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It’s Winter In the South and Humidity is a Bitch

Do you know the difference in a true Southerner and any other person who thinks they live in an area of high humidity? You’re probably wrong. I hear people from all over the country say things like: You’ve never experienced ...

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Rerun Thanksgiving

Because my blog, website, personal computer, phone, crock pot, and other electronics have been under attack by an Arab, I’m am being forced to rerun Thanksgiving this year. Okay. I’m only rerunning my Thanksgiving column. Enjoy – because I’m still ...

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The Devil Lives In A Dog Suit

There should be something. A sign. Blood. Sirens. Flashing lights. Screaming meenies. Something because nothing isn’t going to cut it for me. I guess if I had looked closer I could have seen the blinds in the front window weren’t ...

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Blooming Idiots

If you can, but doubt you should, do you anyway? Yeah, me too. A couple of days ago my co-workers and I were having a deep, philosophical discussion during lunch. Our discussion went beyond the normal, “What did you do ...

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