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Life In The Land of Confusion

A Friend On Facebook Is A Joy – If You Know About It, And They Don’t Unfriend You

Don’t you just hate it when someone accepts your friendship on Facebook and you don’t remember requesting their friendship in the first place? Yeah, me too. But I’m not sure if that’s worse or if it’s worse when someone unfriends ...

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Imaginary Fiends

(Yes, that is the right word) What do you think lives in your dryer? Yeah, me too. Not so my friend Velma. According to Velma, her dryer is doing things that a normal dryer just shouldn’t be doing. Velma puts ...

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He’s Doing What?

If you were purported to be a super star, how far would your fame have to drop before you became “for sale”? Yeah, me too. I don’t know about you, but to me, it seems Montel has hit the skids. ...

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An Education of Words

If you don’t understand the language where you are living, what do you think the problem is? Yeah, me too. Such was the way with words in my early life. Oh, it wasn’t that I was slow or anything like ...

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A Good Deed Pays Off In Dollars And Cents

If a good deed goes terribly wrong, does the original intent of the act still count? Yeah, that’s what I think too. When I arrived at the salon yesterday to get my hair done, my stylist Carol Lynne was deep ...

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Water Aerobics

You know you should be exercising. You mean to do something about it. Everyone tells you that it’s good for you. You have a million reasons to do something else. What on earth would make you get off your duff ...

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Forgive Me, I Blinked

If something you do all the time changes, works differently than before, and begins to mess with your mind, what would you do? Yeah, me too. That’s what’s happening with Facebook. For about a week now it’s been driving me ...

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Fashio-Needsta !

Is it better to wander through the day oblivious to your fashion faux pas wondering why everyone seems to be in such a good mood when you’re around, or would you rather know you made a clothing blunder so that ...

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Double Up Time

If you take a 40 DD size pair of breasts and add Victoria Secret’s new maximizing bra, what do you get? Yeah, that’s what I thought. In the past week, it seems every time I turn on the television I ...

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Bombeck Depression

I’m sure you’ve never heard of this particular form of depression before. But I assure you it is as real as the Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop held every other year (even years) in Dayton, Ohio. Read on and learn more ...

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