I demand an answer!
I have the right to know.
Just what kind of Christmas Curmudgeon lives in the attics, basements and sheds of this world?
What beast would take joy in ruining this special season before it even gets started?
It should be so simple, especially if you have one of those pre-lit trees.
Pull it out of its summer storage space. Stick it together. Plug it in. Voila
Call Omar.
Sounds like the gremlins at our house. We packed away our ‘new’ prelit tree last year. It had three legs. Some gremlin is now walking around with an extra,long, green leg because it sure wasn’t in the box where we put it. Thanks to a board and a couple of nails, it is at least standing.
I understand completly.
BTW, do you get very many people that want a humor writer? If so, I may post something similar on my blog.
ROFLMAO!!! Hilarious, Wanda. Is the Christmas Curmudgeon the Grinch’s brother? I’m willing to bet he is. He manages to do a good bit of damage here too.
Call 1-800-I-Am-Lit! If Omar answers, tell him not to put you on hold, you ‘ll be right over or he can come over and light you up.
Great explaination for what happens to us every year. I guess we don’t have to use all those colorful words any more, now that we know who is behind it.
Decorate Omar and let him be your tree!
I can’r even find the box they were in. doies Omar have a sister in India?
Omaria, Maybe?
Wow an eye for an eye I guess they say. Lifes throwing me lemons in many different ways. I stand on my feet to find my self falling down a path of excitement.. wanda you are an amazing women sorry I have yet to barely comment this blog well work gets busy lol and I’m glad to hear that my company refunded your money as isay we honor our customers. And wow I’m becoming very known I think I like it lol so my email is omarencinas@live.com anyone wanna know about me let me know ill be glad to explain