I say make that cake with ice cream in the middle and extra chocolate…heck your birthday only comes once a year and when your eating that cake make sure you spill some on the boobs, for good times sake….LOL Love ya bunches….HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday, Wanda, and I have always believed that everything you eat on your birthday has no calories, so live it up. As for the “fat” thing–hey, “fat” isn’t even a 4-letter word! It’s not naughty!
Janet
Hap hap hap e -e e- Bir Bir Birth Day Day Day to to to you you you! Can you tell I’m singing in the shower? I think your pants were mislabeled. I bought an XL shirt but didn’t try it on. When I got home, it wouldn’t even go over my arms. I checked the label again. XL. I think it’s Chinese for “Itty bitty woman need xtra limited access!
I lost so much weight on my diet I can eat anything I want,but hold the salt.
This morning I weighed exactly the same that I did on our wedding day,same size in the waist.
Today I’ve had a chocolate shake,regular Pepsi,delicious meat loaf,my regular veggies,a pack of plain M&Ms. I’ll eat the M&M Peanuts later tonight,after supper.
Happy Birthday to you and many mooooooor! My son’s birthday was Sunday. We had a dinner party for him here. He took a lot of food home, but left a lot of cake here. I looked for it Monday. Couldn’t find it. My wife said, “Get to the gym.” Guess she’s tired of seeing me in the same two pair of pants. HA!!!
It
Happy birthday Wanda – hope you have a blast.
Happy Birthday, Wanda! Worry about the fat tomorrow. Today is party day.
Happy Happier Happiest Birthday! Thank you for being my friend.
Linda Della Donna
“…And sometime when I wasn’t looking, I got a new life.”
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday. The scale will always be there. Have a great day.
I say make that cake with ice cream in the middle and extra chocolate…heck your birthday only comes once a year and when your eating that cake make sure you spill some on the boobs, for good times sake….LOL Love ya bunches….HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday, Wanda, and I have always believed that everything you eat on your birthday has no calories, so live it up. As for the “fat” thing–hey, “fat” isn’t even a 4-letter word! It’s not naughty!
Janet
Hap hap hap e -e e- Bir Bir Birth Day Day Day to to to you you you! Can you tell I’m singing in the shower? I think your pants were mislabeled. I bought an XL shirt but didn’t try it on. When I got home, it wouldn’t even go over my arms. I checked the label again. XL. I think it’s Chinese for “Itty bitty woman need xtra limited access!
Can’t go wrong with a funny, fat birthday story. Fabulous!!! Have a great one!
I lost so much weight on my diet I can eat anything I want,but hold the salt.
This morning I weighed exactly the same that I did on our wedding day,same size in the waist.
Today I’ve had a chocolate shake,regular Pepsi,delicious meat loaf,my regular veggies,a pack of plain M&Ms. I’ll eat the M&M Peanuts later tonight,after supper.
Wish I had a piece of cake!
Jay
Eat the cake! Eat the cake! You ain’t fat at all! And even if you was, you’d still be effin’ funny!
Happy birthday, Wanda. Have fun and eat cake. Then go for a walk three days next week.
Happy birthday, Wanda! Clearly, wicked elves snuck into your closet and shrank your clothes. I know it happens!
Happy Birthday to you and many mooooooor! My son’s birthday was Sunday. We had a dinner party for him here. He took a lot of food home, but left a lot of cake here. I looked for it Monday. Couldn’t find it. My wife said, “Get to the gym.” Guess she’s tired of seeing me in the same two pair of pants. HA!!!
remember, Aunt Alice always said “FAT PEOPLE ARE HAPPY PEOPLE”.
LUVYA, LIN