Life In The Land of Confusion

If you had too much time on your hands, what would you do? Work for World Peace? Help build a house for Habitat for Humanity? Rescue abandoned pets? Work in the Community Gardens? Try to locate the owner of the lost Pink Cow? That was not a typo.

The room has three tables in it. Each table has four chairs placed around it. Every time a woman walks in to the room the chairs are all pulled away from the table. Who is the bigger idiot? The men who sit at the tables, scoot the chairs out when they stand up and leave the room? Or the women for pushing every chair back under the table and not slapping the crap out of the men?

Can you critically think a bologna sandwich? Yeah. Me too. But follow me on this one. My friend Nana Kay has three daughters, two of whom are in middle school. I don

I am trying to figure out this chromosome thing, so any help from anyone out there would be greatly appreciated. Don

As such, and not being here, I am not responsible for anything I do yesterday, any messes I may create or any lack of judgment I display. Any and all things that can normally be blamed on me, can

Five feet two, eyes of blue And oh what those five feet can do Has anybody seen my gal

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OMG! Where r u? R u listening? What’s up? Y aren’t u paying attention to me? U r? Gr8! If you understand that, you are either a teenager or the mother of one. Or you have been textually harassing someone. ...

I want to be famous! I want to learn from other writers! I want to keep current on what writers are doing, saying and thinking! I want a break!!!! A few years ago I joined a group of writers who ...

It is summer and the hair must go! In the past few years I have not been one to let my hair down, as I haven