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Pardon Me But You Have The Wrong E-mail Address

“I used Grammarly to grammar check this post, because even though I know everything, I don’t seem to be able to remember what I know.”   If you are offered something free, would you accept? What if it does not ...

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As Goes New Year’s Day So Goes The Year

My Daddy once told me, during a heated discussion about my lazy butted self lying on the couch in a house dress after noon on New Year’s Day, that “however you spend your New Year’s Day is how you will ...

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Death By Design

I’ve decided to kill myself. Yes it has been a bad year for me, but that had nothing to do with the decision. Yes, I haven’t written anything in at least two eons, but that was not a factor in ...

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I May Be Slow, But I’ll Get There Eventually

Giveaway Time The nice people at PrintRunner are allowing me to giveaway a set of custom printed labels. To win all you have to do is follow my blog during the month of May and comment on the posts. There ...

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Questions Are Free, Answers Cost Extra

How many stupid people does it take to answer a simple question? I haven’t a clue. I’m told that all representatives in that department are currently busy. I was going to sign in to my web host provider today, but ...

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Lost In Translation Yet Again

Parkour (sometimes abbreviated PK and pronounced parr coor) is a method of movement focused on moving around obstacles with speed and efficiency in public while breaking as few bones as possible. There is added joy and bragging rights when this ...

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Kudos, Crapola, and A Whole Lot of Garbage

WARNING: If you are extremely sensitive or see yourself in make-believe personalities that are a combination of the worst on these lists, then read no further. The individual portrayed below is not one person, but the worst traits of many. ...

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Company’s Coming – Is It Time To Panic Yet?

There aren’t many things worse for a humor writer than trying to write when you have nothing to write about. Nothing worse except trying to put your physical house in order knowing guests are coming. I’d rather write about nothing ...

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Hey! All fellow bloggers!

Join me in the second Rachael Harrie’s Second Writers’ Platform Building Crusade. You can join until midnight tonight so join now. Just go to http://rachaelharrie.blogspot.com/2011/02/second-writers-platform-building.html and follow the instructions. I’ll be looking for you there.

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How Much Wood Can A Groundhog Chuck If A Woodchuck Sees His Shadow?

Oh God! It’s February 2nd – who cares what year. It’s the day that the older than me groundhog living in Pennsylvania crawls out of his tree stump, looks around, gets scared by his own shadow, runs back inside, allowing ...

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